Because with random memes, there is no such thing

...As boredom.
Anyway.
Doing a character meme as newbies of mine, Orla and Ichabod.

1) Choose one of your own characters (OC).
2) Make them answer the following questions.
3) Then tag three people.
4) Feel free to add some questions of your own.


1) What gender are you?
Orla: Oh, I'm Definitely a man, look at these man boobs, aren't they impressive?
Ichabod: ...Orla. Stop shoving your boobs in my face. -coughs- I'm a guy, she's a girl.

2) What is your age?
Orla: I'm 18. And, you know, dead, so that doesn't really matter anymore.
Ichabod: 20.

3) Do you want a hug?
Orla: I don't think you want me to touch you.
Ichabod: Sure. Why not?

4) Do you have any bad habits?
Orla: Losing my head. -giggles- I kid, I kid. I could probably try to take things more seriously?
Ichabod: You could try to be nicer, too. As for me...I can't resist girls who are no good for me. -looking pointedly at Orla-

5) What is your favorite food?
Orla: I love caramel apple cake.
Ichabod: The mozzarella sticks at Billy's.

6) What is your favorite ice-cream flavor?
Orla: New York Cherry.
Ichabod: I'm more of a fudge person myself.

7) Are you a virgin?
Orla: -blushes- ...
Ichabod: -straight face- Not since I was 15.

8) Have you killed anyone?
Orla: Not yet.
Ichabod: Only in self defense.

9) Do you hate anyone?
Orla: I hate the guy who chopped off my head.
Ichabod: -counting off on his fingers- Her father. My brothers. The guy who chopped off her head, the snooty chick at the bank...

10) Do you have any secrets?
Orla: Why yes.
Ichabod: Doesn't everyone?

11) What is your favorite season?
Orla: Spring.
Ichabod: Winter.

12) Who is your best friend(s)?
Orla: I'm sitting next to him~!
Ichabod: Who? -looks around- I don't see anybody. Oh, you mean me? -grins-

13) What are your hobbies?
Orla: I love cheesy horror movies. Body and I have marathons of them all the time. I also like making my own clothes... -models her dress-
Ichabod: -watching her spin- ...Oh. Um. Yeah. Orly and I like slasher flicks and monster movies. And I like to draw.
Orla: He won't ever show me what. -pouts-
Ichabod: -blushes- ...

14) What is your favorite drink?
Orla: Cherry soda float.
Ichabod: Green Tea with a shitload of sugar and cream.

15) When is your birthday?
Orla: May 25th.
Ichabod: August 9th.

16) What age did you die?
Orla: 18.
Ichabod: Currently alive and hoping to stay that way.

17) Are you nice or mean?
Orla: I don't know...
Ichabod: You're so mean, Orly...-laughs- We're both pretty nice, I guess?

18) Are you social or shy?
Orla: I used to be social, but you really can't get away with that once people go to your funeral.
Ichabod: I'm a regular social butterfly.

19) What do you think of your parents?
Orla: My dad's dead. But my mother lives in Florida now, and she's a wonderful woman. I miss her.
Ichabod: My parents are ok, I guess. I'm the middle child of six, so I didn't really get to spend time with them.

20) What's your weakness?
Orla: One pull of the ribbon around my neck and my head comes off. Otherwise, I don't seem to have all that many weaknesses.
Ichabod: Orla! -groans- Don't tell people that.

21) How long can you stay under water?
Orla: Headless? Indefinitely. With my head? Who knows.
Ichabod: Five minutes.

22) What do you do on a regular day basis?
Orla: Track down my killer. Sew new clothes. Try to find a better way to keep my head on. Try to sleep.
Ichabod: Help Orla, draw, cook, clean, basically household chores. Sell my work. Then I end the evening singing Orla to sleep, or at least trying to. If that doesn't work, we watch movies.

23) Do you love someone?
Orla:...New question? -blushing-
Ichabod: I second that motion! -looking at the ceiling-

24) When was the last time you wet yourself?
Orla:...When I was a toddler? I think?
Ichabod: Excuse me, but like civilized children, we were potty trained at a young age.

25) What's your favorite band?
Orla: Halestorm, if we're talking rock, but I like Bitter:Sweet too.
Ichabod: Sixx A.M., Creature Feature, 30 Seconds To Mars...I could go on.

26) Ever worn a dress?
Orla: I'm wearing one right now?
Ichabod: Never.

27) Willingly?
Orla: Um, yeah, I made it.
Ichabod: I don't even need to answer this one.

28) What do you consider fun in the day-time?
Orla: I used to like going for walks and people watching.
Ichabod: Drawing, listening to music...Normal stuff.

29) At night?
Orla: -coughs- What do you mean by that?
Ichabod: I think they're insinuating something of a sexual nature, Orly.
Orla: They're weird, Body.

30) Ever kissed anyone?
Orla: No...
Ichabod: -sighs- Yes. Never who I wanted to, though.

31) ...Of the same gender?
Orla: Unless you count my mom, no.
Ichabod: I'm not into that.

32) What bothers you most?
Orla: Wind. Nightmares. The thought of losing my friends and family.
Ichabod: Losing Orla. People who stare. Bees.

33) What's your favorite thing to touch?
Orla: To touch? Um...Well, I like Ichabod's hair. And my rabbit's fur.
Ichabod: -grinning, coughs- My favorite scarf.

34) Anyone loves you?
Orla: My mom, probably. I don't know about anyone else. I wish someone did.
Ichabod: God, I hope so, I'd feel like an idiot if they didn't love me back.

35) What's your favorite color?
Orla: Pink.
Ichabod: Yellow.

36) When was the last time you cried?
Orla: When I died.
Ichabod: Yesterday.

37) Do you have a pet?
Orla: My rabbit Juniper.
Ichabod: I have a cat. His name is Soot.

39) Are you crazy?
Orla: I'd prefer to think not.
Ichabod: Sometimes I think I must be.

40) What are you?
Orla: A living, headless corpse.
Ichabod: A human?

41) What's your nickname?
Orla: Orly.
Ichabod: Body.

42) Do you consider yourself a happy or a down person?
Orla: Happy, of course.
Ichabod: It depends on who I'm with.

43) If you were a superhero, you'll be...?
Orla: In a really unflattering spandex leotard.
Ichabod: An antihero.

44) Favorite movie?
Orla: Oh! I'd have to say Zombie Honeymoon.
Ichabod: Lesbian Vampire Killers.

45) What is your current occupation?
Orla: Dressmaker.
Ichabod: Street artist.

46) Who do you know that bugs you?
Orla: Body.
Ichabod: My brothers.

47) What's your favorite song?
Orla: "Anchor" by Mindy Gledhill.
Ichabod: "This is Gonna Hurt" by Sixx A.M.

48) Do you consider yourself a warrior?
Orla: -snorts- No.
Ichabod: -brandishes pencil- Beware, for I am going to smite thee with my sword!

49) Have you 'done it' in the past month?
Orla: NO. I'm dead. That turns people off.
Ichabod: I'm attempting celibacy in hopes for redeeming my soul.

50) Ever think about getting married?
Orla: I used to.
Ichabod: Only if it's someone special.

51) Have you ever had a sleepover with someone of the opposite sex?
Orla: Body and I share an apartment.
Ichabod: So it's kind of hard to not.

52) When was the first time you 'did it'?
Orla: Never. For the love of god, I am a virgin, let me be!
Ichabod: September 3rd, year I turned fifteen.

53) Do you have any tattoos?
Orla: One.
Ichabod: Wait, you do? How have I never seen this?
Orla: It's not like you want to see me naked, Body.
Ichabod: -turns bright red- er...

54) Final question. Who do you tag?
I don't tag!